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Girls Demotivational Poster


GIRLS ARE EVIL -


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Raven

ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152844
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm, #92395
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help


SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.


TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Zephirenth

falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm, #227891
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm, #144755
O.O'


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by boooooooo

Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am, #83059
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm, #63605
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am, #57053
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am, #53455
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am, #46038
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm, #14839
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


ESTONIAN GALS - Yeah, sure... they all start out looking like the girls on the left, but after they turn 40 they morph into Babushkas.


TAGS: estonians girls babushka
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by MBriseno74

nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:19 pm, #252271
Better than America and Western Europe where the women have more silicon than microsoft and some much botox that they look like they have rigor mortis.


OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by AlKHall

bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm, #256157
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


ESTONIA -




STEELERS -




MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm, #251901
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am, #228919

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223563
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm, #213017
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm, #213012
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS - used in advertising since the fifties


TAGS: creepy little girls advertising
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by RnR

matthew - January 27, 2009, 11:34 pm, #55139
she's the reason i keep a crucifix in my pocket at all times
vic - October 10, 2008, 7:50 am, #26876
Oh my f***ing god, BURN IT!!
TigerKid - July 11, 2008, 2:02 pm, #8982
She wants to eat the fingers making the sandwich
Bulgy McPackage - July 11, 2008, 12:14 pm, #8971
Looks like she wants to possess that jelly sandwich.


PROOF - Some guys do pay attention in math.


TAGS: math girls evil proof
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Calvin Duffy

ThatGuy - July 30, 2008, 2:13 pm, #11873
That first line should actually read: Girls = Time + Money. So then line 3 would be : Girls = 2Money...doesn't work
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:49 am, #1739
an idiot. *f***ing character limit makes me look like a douche just at the most insulting part of my sentence*
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:48 am, #1738
Or the ones who figure out what the universe is up to or engineer practically every aspect of your one track life. If knowing how to do triple integrals within a vector field makes me g** then...well...lets just leave it at I do math, I like ***bs, You're
ME - March 29, 2008, 2:10 pm, #1498
Yeah, g** ones!!!


ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality


TAGS: reality anime girls hen*** japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Zephir

Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am, #123560
Mindf***!
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am, #78477
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am, #78455
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm, #69924
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm, #28982
This is just f***ing scary.


I WONDER WHY -




TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.




GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development


TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by DLM4

Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm, #194382
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm, #193312
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm, #193310
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm, #192930
Perfect 5L


GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -




CATS ARE INTERESTING - They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you, it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.




COW GIRLS - Stepping up fashion one hoof at a time




CHEERLEADERS - Guess who does't get to be at the top of the human pyramid.




2 Girls No Cup -




SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.




FORMULA -


TAGS: relationships women girls heart love
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:45 pm, #247926
... There is one who holds the only key this week...
autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 10:18 am, #206852
True. However, there is one who holds the only key. 5 Locks
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:08 pm, #198931
today is innuendo calendar day... you thought about back door, right?!? O.o


GIRLS GONE WILD -


TAGS: aprchallenge girls gone wild
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by sickartist

forseti - April 13, 2010, 12:17 pm, #171039
that's what my homies do... O.o


WOMEN'S RIGHTS - "We're here to help"


TAGS: hooters girls *** women s rights funny
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Bubbagump

Frank Smith - September 2, 2009, 7:02 am, #114225
OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST **** EVER!


IT’S A VICIOUS CYCLE - Girls like confident guys If was a confident guy, girls would like me I can’t become a confident guy unless a girl likes me


TAGS: girls like me not confident
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by caveman

Derek - July 27, 2011, 11:48 pm, #222010
I haven't done a thing because I can't relax, and I can't relax 'cause I haven't done a thing.


LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.


TAGS: fat man girls chair beach
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:01 am, #227618

i thought chazz bono had the bre*** reduction already done as part of the surgery? hmmmm....


GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm, #217978
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm, #212140
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm, #212139
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm, #160814
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm, #160604
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm, #160596
Cheers!


LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?




GIRLS -




RIDING AND ROPING -




TEXAS GIRLS -


TAGS: texas guns girls
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by jake

JohnFrancis - September 29, 2010, 7:39 am, #195974
Are you kidding me? I want a girlfriend like that!!!
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154560
Yeah, but do you suffer from premature trigger pull...or do you jerk the trigger? Either one will get you kicked off the range!
Derek - July 20, 2009, 10:48 pm, #97458
"Man enough" to what? Pull a trigger? Even babies can pull triggers.


REVERSE PSYCHLOGY -




LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.


TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm, #52922
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am, #52720
wrong on so many levels :D


POKEMON VS. SAILOR MOON - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga pokemon sailor moon misty magical girls shoujo shojo
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm, #176339
*does.. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm, #176337
You need help....Jalford FTL........how doe that hammer feel?
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:08 pm, #176336
sailor moon, cause she's h**ter.
Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 2:00 am, #112961
You are a ja****s man and this is over.
Lla - August 3, 2009, 7:55 am, #104143
Sailor Moon because Pokemon sucks a**.


GOING GREEN - Maybe this is taking it a little too far.


TAGS: beast boy beastboy changeling teen titans tokyo catgirl catgirls anime
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by jesterer

TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:06 pm, #181529
Worstest!


KEYS TO SUCCESS - No matter what.. always look like you have no idea wtf is going on


TAGS: wade phillips dallas cowgirls suck
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by clbryan

culos - November 9, 2010, 3:57 am, #202008
and your point is...???
440wakeup - November 9, 2010, 2:29 am, #202003
they denied my WADE-ifake "WADE PHILLIPS who couldn't coax a stripper to do a line of "METH"


LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER - Yes Daddy got paid today... No, I can't take you to Cancun for icecream


TAGS: girls like stuff
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by holymoly

Reality Lord - February 17, 2012, 7:11 pm, #229763

lolz


EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.


TAGS: emo girls ***y crazy things
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Donsowers

AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am, #193772
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm, #183470
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am, #183333
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm, #183306
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm, #183292
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm, #183268
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)


PREJUDICES AGAINST GERMANY -


TAGS: girls beer dirndl nazis
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

Derek - July 18, 2010, 12:30 am, #185191
You'd hear few complaints even if they were


GEORGE LUCAS - He got it wrong




STRIKING A POSE -


TAGS: girls grimace posing
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Verdeckt - October 11, 2011, 4:33 pm, #224956
B-E-A-Utiful


OMG - Who let it off its chain


TAGS: fat ugly ***y h** girls lol
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by boo

Strejda - February 17, 2013, 8:36 am, #243531
Okay, what the f*** is wrong with them? They are no models, but they are pretty cute.
Lex - June 12, 2009, 4:44 pm, #86283
Is that Kool Aid Man's girl in the background? OH YEAH!!!
TigerKid - April 8, 2009, 11:01 pm, #71715
She ate her other arm. Then realised she'd set herself free.
Hector - April 8, 2009, 9:23 pm, #71692
Holy **** (brick).


STORMTROOPERS - Well they may not be the prettiest things to look at but at least during a lonely night on the Deathstar there's something to "do"


TAGS: stormtroopers star wars female girls
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 12:28 pm, #76629
Please... at least neither has a gut.
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 5:06 am, #64581
they aint that hard on the eyes...
pro - January 2, 2009, 6:23 am, #48458
Especially if they keep their helmets on.
MustyK - January 2, 2009, 3:57 am, #48435
I'm sure that when they get n****, they'll look prettier.


MARTA - Batgirl, who?




MISCONCEPTIONS -


TAGS: hummer girls stuck sand
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by andre33

Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 4:03 pm, #232419
There's a Hummer in this picture?
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 11:04 am, #144664
True, but being dressed like that it wont be hard to get helped out


SHOW OFF - Impressing the ladies?? Your doing it wrong.




LIVING PROOF - Catgirls are real!


TAGS: aisha outlaw star catgirl catgirls anime manga ***y ecchi toonami
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by jalford

AudioStalker - March 17, 2010, 3:15 pm, #165350
Outlaw Star!! :D
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 9:04 am, #105182
For future reference, anime normally means its not real.


ODD ONE OUT - 4 lucky guys and ....err...one not so!


TAGS: trousers odd one out girls
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by K Wells

djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 7:22 pm, #216066
Cheap sh**. xx
K Wells - September 18, 2009, 9:13 am, #119200
Even the fatties need loving. They're just a bit more loving as it gets a while between opportunites.
Player_Meyer - September 18, 2009, 4:51 am, #119188
You can use that one as a bed
yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:48 am, #119186
Tan girls don't liek Black-Men, and she's either preggers or has a hell of a "FUPA". So I'll take the mannish looking blonde in pink. the one in blue. girls with neck-leashes like 2b tied up and spanked.
LeHurleur - September 18, 2009, 3:52 am, #119178
fatgirls are good in bed
knowitall - September 17, 2009, 4:38 pm, #118945
yea, 4 of them do kinda look like dudes. i'd *** that on the far right tho
LogicDude - September 17, 2009, 9:35 am, #118846
Wingman: "I'm going in!"


GIRLS GONE WILD -


TAGS: apr 13 wild girls gone wild
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

forseti - April 13, 2010, 4:15 pm, #171084
Don't you have the limited special edition? I miss Vol. 5: Female Genital Cutting. 5L
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 4:08 pm, #171082
FCUKING AMSOME!!!! 5 Golden Volumes


TEACHERS AND PARENTS - It wasn't their fault I'm a chauvinist. Society made me this way. In fact - Oh! Wife's finally got breakfast ready.


TAGS: boys girls 70s
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:41 am, #77822
It is seen out of context, it's from the seventies and it was part of a series of pages that tried to describe and oppose these very ideas. Google it. I'm not sure if Snopes has handled this one yet.
Haarakkon - May 4, 2009, 12:02 am, #77552
I find it interesting that these viewpoints were common in the era of the Equal Rights Amendment, only 30 years ago.
CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 11:14 pm, #77536
Wow... I can't tell if I'm offended as a chick or as a human being.......yep, I'm offended as a chick.


ULTIMATUMS - Gals like Jennifer take them seriously




GUIDE TO LIFE - Written for 4chan, applicable everywhere.


TAGS: guide 4**** life nice guys girls
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by fantum

MSNBC - October 20, 2009, 1:55 pm, #128389
ok he says he is a nice guy but near the end he acts like a f***ing ***k! what a load of ****


CATGIRLS - Damn it, Cameron! You couldn't even get that right!




The Princesses. -


TAGS: princesses girls women generation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:14 am, #252681
And don't forget the princes who practice their “heroic" moves on Halo in case of an interplanetary war, and they may have to save a girl who didn't have the foggiest he even existed, and worships Kim Kardashian. Lol! This goes in my faves.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:08 am, #252680
Amen! Could've have said it better myself. 5+++


Real Life Anime Girls -


TAGS: anime girls real life creepy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Silverheart - May 30, 2013, 2:58 am, #246094
Would I really want to awaken to these faces? YES! Then again, I am the Moti Networks resident anime freak...


HITCHHIKING - Obviously, She's Southern Japanese.


TAGS: japanese girls doubt
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 1:59 pm, #241068
Two For The Road Hey It's Pay Day .


SHE'S A BEAUTY -


TAGS: one in a million girls
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - August 21, 2010, 10:43 pm, #190344
one in a million girl....5L
crankyhead - August 21, 2010, 10:18 pm, #190341
This poster is a beauty
Cubbybear - August 21, 2010, 7:58 pm, #190313
But don't fall in love....5 Poodles


THIS GUY - Has more money than you'll see in a lifetime and little girls hearts. Is that demotivational enough?


TAGS: bieber money girls demotivational
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:14 pm, #242949
She stuck with him so that her career went somewhere then dumped him for the better life...young love tis so fickle...bahaha!
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:17 am, #242931
Anyone nuts enough to adore this creature would not have a clue what to do with it when they were alone. Another here today gone tomorrow singer. She chose the states and it is only fair to let her go.
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:53 pm, #235640
Yeah...eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2012, 11:24 am, #235624
That's the only good thing aboot him.
Bull - June 2, 2012, 11:09 am, #235617
nah, for one reason. He's Canadian. ;)


TAKE IT EASY -


TAGS: safety first girls cubby
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:09 pm, #185061

she doesn't mean great...she mean HOLY CRAPPOLA THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!"
Sparrowgirl - July 16, 2010, 2:17 am, #185017
This is great!
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:57 pm, #184922
LOL...5 wet poodles


Underwater Cameras -


TAGS: unbderwater camera bikini girls nudity
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:46 pm, #255018
Using the camera above water? Truly a few sh**s short of the full picture.
Oldsod - May 25, 2014, 7:20 am, #254999
...somewhere, there's a line involving the phrase "there's other fish in the sea," but I'm not touching it...


A WELSH ENCOUNTER -




BARBIE -




GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW - Thank you Girls Scouts of America


TAGS: cookies girlscout bonanza rainbow wealth
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by beachumt

MPsniper - February 21, 2012, 7:08 pm, #229937
sad thing is....the scout troop only sees about 60 cents per box sold. the troop is better off receiving a direct donation.


MARKETING -


TAGS: kia work horse motor show show girls surprise
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by steph1

agdaniele - March 23, 2011, 11:39 pm, #215084
KIA - also known as Killed In Action. Not the best selling point for veterans.


OK GIRLS - It's time to show these bastards what women are really made of.




SUGAR AND SPICE - and everything nice?




SATISFACTION - Girls like 'em well hung But the ability to stand long and strong matters equally....




DIGICAM FOR BIRTHDAY -




BLEACH -




EXEMPLARITY GREYBEARD -




BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY - See why it's a BAD idea? "Sure Sweetie, you can bring your crayons."


TAGS: girls tanks daughter work fail children
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

SapphiraKitten - August 13, 2009, 2:59 am, #107844
To RKO: BOOM, HEADSh**! Eheheheh!
BuzzBomb - August 5, 2008, 8:54 pm, #12772
Then we would have cleaner tanks.
Rated RKO - August 1, 2008, 4:40 pm, #12262
DUDE!!! what if the tank on the left fired?


Campy Crossovers -




EMO'S - Should take a long walk off a short pier




GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.


TAGS: goodyear tires logo mascot let himself go balthazar buffy the vampire slayer bad girls
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by pitbull

CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:41 pm, #143835
dont you mean the michelin man?


DELUSION -




HONESTY - it's the best policy


TAGS: showgirls ugly greg honesty girl
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:29 am, #35984
The place IS in Las Vegas, at 3247 Industrial Road, and their website is at www.dejavu.com
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 17, 2008, 10:55 pm, #15064
I want to know if the ugly ones are cheaper, or at least pro rated based on amount of ugly.
Nayyvee guy - August 17, 2008, 7:09 am, #14976
Any where there is a Deja Vu they have that sign... Seen one just like it in vegas.
Wired - June 25, 2008, 9:28 pm, #7044
I swear... it was Clinton!
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:50 pm, #6000
Was she one of the 50?
DonsFTW - May 27, 2008, 2:34 am, #4444
Heh, good preemptive Your Mom joke. I got a good chuckle from it.
dons - May 27, 2008, 1:28 am, #4443
this is a picture of a strip club in Lakewood, WA near Ft Lewis and McChord AFB. I grew up in the area, and it brings back some good memories. and no, my mom wasn't one of the 3!


BIG WORDS -


TAGS: big words girl girls friends funny cute
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Tony

rerun - September 11, 2010, 7:53 pm, #193340

actually, this is so old iot predates any inside jokes
Link L33T - September 11, 2010, 7:48 pm, #193339
The reason inside jokes shouldent be posted.
faulty switch - August 5, 2009, 7:56 pm, #104942
doesnt look like she cares


CATFIGHTS -




NERDS -




ENVY - It's Lurking Again!




DROPPING OUT -


TAGS: letters playmates playboy girls
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by forseti

foresti - December 1, 2010, 5:34 pm, #205008
I don't answer rhetorical questions!
Derek - December 1, 2010, 4:45 pm, #205004
You read it?


MYSTERIOUS WAYS -


TAGS: highland girls sheep ladies room
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:28 pm, #204545
I thought one of them looked familar....I hope he's not planning to bring her to the motifake Christmas party. You know what a disaster the Hollowen party was with her there. Made the goat really jealous.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:11 pm, #204544

are those hammys women or are you asking in general?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:09 pm, #204543
what is it with always wanting to use the bathroom after ***?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 3:09 am, #204466
lol'd
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:07 am, #204463
LOL Too true!


THE LAKER GIRLS - I went to watch the cheerleaders and a basketball game broke out




PRAISE WOMEN OVER 50 -


TAGS: or spend some money for young girls
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by forseti

TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 10:18 am, #182141
TLDR. LWIF.


MOON UNIT -


TAGS: queen of the 80s valley girls ms zappa
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Derek - February 3, 2010, 4:52 pm, #155967
Not really, but I love his belief in originality and freedom of expression. e.g. his other kids were called: Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 4:33 pm, #155963
@Derek, Wow, of all the posters, I never expected this one for you to use more than one sentence on. Zappa fan were you?
Derek - February 3, 2010, 3:39 pm, #155961
The quintessential "Valley Girl". Unusual speech, e.g. "It's was like totally disgusting, gross me out the door, gag me with a spoon... just groady, groady to the max!"


LISTEN GIRLS -


TAGS: girls oprah men motivational
Rating: 3.67/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 12:09 am, #165407
f***IN' RIGHT! She needs to shut the f*** up. Now, donating and whatnot is fine by me and I support that and her causes. But my GOD she can rant on and on and on and on...
star5e - November 25, 2009, 3:41 am, #139732
The Cheese Burger was this Big.
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 6:55 pm, #129721
Her screaming the words helps a little. But remember...85% of women wear...lol
rerun - October 22, 2009, 5:54 pm, #129714

I don't like my woman in Grandma Panties...not ***y at all
Pacifist - October 22, 2009, 5:48 pm, #129712
I agree Derek! Oprah owns much of the men she speaks of.
Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:03 pm, #129680
Ratings must be down, time to turn up the controversy volume


BRITAIN - We LOVE it...


TAGS: girls women ***y britain england
Rating: 2.91/5

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DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 10:10 am, #143665
These are small bre***s though
Sid - December 8, 2009, 7:37 am, #143655
t*** are t*** in any country, unless perhaps its Turkmenistan where the t*** aren't
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 8:36 pm, #143565
Meh


EMOS - And just an excuse for girls to act like while having menstruation


TAGS: emo emos girl boy girls boys excuse
Rating: 2.84/5

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Seb - December 22, 2008, 10:17 am, #46050
I take offence at that(I know it#s just a joke, you don't know difficult it is). I'm no emo, and we don't need a excuse to what we want.
Orsis - June 23, 2008, 10:50 pm, #6804
ROFL. Best. Sentence. So Far (I dont say ever, you'll never now when someting bigger comes to town).


THE HILLS - Give 'em 10 years, one will be doing porn, one will be strung out, one will really "find jesus", and one will be doing commercials for feminine itch.




GENETICS - why does ugly people get married?


TAGS: genetics ugly people marriage girls
Rating: 2.22/5

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Bob Chin - May 20, 2009, 1:34 pm, #81082
If you had to ask this, then you prob need glasses and a mirror. Reflect on this poster and say "I need help" over and over and over....


SPECSAVERS - Even if you'd gone there it wouldn't have helped




Challenge Accepted -


TAGS: girls guys contest
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:12 pm, #253928
Gotta give the guys a 5L for effort...there are only 3 of them compared to the 4 gals!


Always Give Up -


TAGS: french girls always give up
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:27 am, #245493
I am a big fan of the French... we in USA would be Speaking the Queen's English if not for their help ^,~
CloudchaserS - May 2, 2013, 11:51 pm, #245490
Yeah, but they're bad to start fights (The French/Gauls started something like 167 wars in 2,000 years)


Scream -




Canadians -


TAGS: party girls loser tv hockey
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 7, 2014, 11:25 pm, #253453
He's a Canadian...they go to the bar and try to find good looking gals that will pay for the beer while they watch the game...teehee.
MissPriss - March 7, 2014, 11:19 pm, #253452
Thanks
spacedog - March 7, 2014, 5:52 pm, #253451
Hahahaha! That dude needs to take all those lovely ladies to the bar, so he can watch the game on a bigger screen. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 12:38 pm, #253438
*fa5epalm


Hillary Headbanger -


TAGS: dr feelgood yeah mofo girls girls girls *** drugs and rockinroll
Rating: 5/5

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vindicator - July 25, 2014, 4:34 am, #255856
oh please. "Former Secretary of State" wouldnt fit and most people dont know htf John Kerry is. Its all in the timing, a joke is not funny if you have to think about it or have it explained.
AirCop - July 25, 2014, 2:21 am, #255855
Dear Vindicator, On February 1, 2013, Hillary Rodham Clinton resigned as Secretary of State and John Kerry was sworn in as the 68th Secretary of State. It is July 2014. Are you living under a rock?
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:10 pm, #255809
Ya'd need a lot of 5L drugs and rock 'n roll before her chances of *** start to look any better.


Hooker Cheat Notes -




UGGS -




POINTER'S 50TH MOTIFAKE PARTY!! -


TAGS: lions motifake party girls
Rating: 4.9/5

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Cubbybear - January 13, 2011, 8:38 pm, #209840
Congrats...5Lions


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